Hi, I'm Anna and I fall a lot. I post at least two songs a day and a lot of other shit like Harry potter, Skins, youtubers, Arctic Monkeys and The Beatles. Also, cats are the solution to every problem.
We’ve got heads on sticks, you’ve got ventriloquists.
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
on a math test: 2+2
me: use calculator just in case
A proud new dad sits down to have a drink with his father
"Well son, now that you’ve got a kid of your own, I think it’s time to give you this"
"Dad, you don’t mean-"
"Yes son, I do" *Dad pulls out copy of 1001 Dad Jokes, 5th Edition*
"Dad… I’m honoured…", he says, tears sparkling in his eyes.
"Hi honoured", replies his father. "I’m dad".